More on the Noisy gits

The local rag has a front page splash regarding the aforementioned noisy gits. Both the council Environment people and the police were in attendance in force but were afraid to brake up the rave, which was held in a field next to The Globe Inn, as they were concerned that some of the noisy gits in question might fall into the canal. Having had to put up their racket all night, I can only say that would have been the best place for them - together with all their noise-making gear.